Peace Is Here with Avis Kalfsbeek

Ep 90 The Great Disfarmament - The Great Disarmament Part 2: Clubs & Composts

What if we remembered the wisdom buried in the soil?

In this second episode of The Great Disfarmament – The Great Disarmament, we go back—before fertilizers, before bullets, before the conquest of land and people. We trace the quiet origins of farming and war, when both were bound by ritual, proximity, and care. We explore ancient practices of composting, communal stewardship, and restraint—methods rooted in renewal, not extraction.

We meet a voice from the Sumerian world—Shuruppak—whose 4,000-year-old instructions remind us that farming was once a moral act. And we revisit The Epic of Gilgamesh, one of the earliest ecological warnings in literature. Together, these ancient texts ask: What if agriculture had never become a tool of conquest?

This is a story of what we knew before we knew what we’d lose. A mirror held up to the beginnings of disarmament—not in politics, but in the ground itself.

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Ep 89 The Great Disfarmament - The Great Disarmament Part 1: Mapping the Kill

What if I told you The Great Disarmament has already begun?

Not as a headline, or a treaty, or a dream—but as something quiet. Ongoing. Something you might not have noticed.

In this opening episode, we trace the overlapping histories of agriculture and war—and ask what it means to disarm a system built to dominate.

We start with a simple truth: for most of human history, farming and war were opposites. One fed. One destroyed. But in the last century, their paths began to merge—military chemicals were recast as fertilizers and pesticides, and the language of conquest entered our relationship with land.

We end with the voice of Rachel Carson, whose 1962 book Silent Spring challenged the chemical mindset reshaping our world, and offered, instead, a way of seeing nature as something we belong to, not something we conquer.

This is not a series about easy answers. It’s a listening project.

A way of seeing what was built—and what is being unbuilt.

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Ep 88 The Great Disfarmament - The Great Disarmament (Prequel): It's Peace O'Clock!

Welcome to The Great Disarmament – The Great Disfarmament. Host Avis Kalfsbeek, peace storyteller, ecofiction author, leads us in this 14-part nonfiction podcast tracing how violence became embedded in agriculture, policy, and culture—and how people across history have resisted it. From soil to soul, this series blends history, science, activism, and hope.

🔹 First: The Great Disfarmament explores how agriculture became a war zone—through guano, pesticides, and genetic control—and how farmers, scientists, and elders fought back.

🔹 Next: The Great Disarmament tells how humans unlearn war. We follow voices of resistance—Gandhi, Rachel Carson, MLK Jr., Winona LaDuke, Greta Thunberg—and everyday peacebuilders shaping a new future.

This episode also grounds us with⏳ The Doomsday Clock. In 1947, atomic scientists created the Doomsday Clock—a symbol of our proximity to global catastrophe. That year, it was set at 7 minutes to midnight.

Today: 89 seconds.

But this podcast isn’t about panic. It’s about possibility.

It’s about the scientists, poets, and peace warriors who believe in a different future—and are building it now.

🎧 There will be 14 episodes. Start with Part 1: Spears & Surrender.

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Ep 87 Birth Day Peace: Mark Twain, Truth, and The War Prayer

On her 63rd birthday, author and peace storyteller Avis Kalfsbeek takes a break between creative seasons to reflect on what peace really means—on Earth, in words, and in action. In this intimate episode, she reads Mark Twain’s The War Prayer, a searing and ironic satire written during America’s imperial turn but withheld during Twain’s lifetime for fear it would be “not publishable.” Twain was Vice President of the Anti-Imperialist League (1901), opposing U.S. intervention in the Philippines. His peace work was fierce, critical, and clear-eyed.

“O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells… help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire… We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him who is the source of Love…” Excerpt from Mark Twain's The War Prayer

Alongside the reading, Avis shares a personal “knowing” about peace, a birthday poem, and a call to stop the killing of just about everything for profit. If you’ve ever wrestled with whether peace is possible—or wondered how satire can hold a spiritual truth—this is a quiet, powerful episode to return to.

Musical credits: “Una Mañana” by Javier “Peke” Rodriguez (full track featured at the end)

Links to Peke’s music are in the show notes.

The Great Disarmament is coming soon. Until then—peace is already here.

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Ep 86 Gaslit Granola and Syndown Syrup (Council Warns Breakfast Now Contains 85% Less Reality)

What happens when your granola comes with spin instead of oats? In this bonus satire bulletin from Peace Is Here, Kitty O’Compost reports on Syndown Industries’ latest inventions: Gaslit Granola™ and Syndown Syrup™.

With ads promising “freedom from inconvenient nutrition” and products boasting “pre-canceled fiber,” watchdogs warn breakfast may now contain 85% less reality than advertised. Each box comes with free Feel-Good Glasses™, rose tint only. Because in the world of Syndown, ignorance really is bliss.

But after laughs (hopefully!), author Avis Kalfsbeek takes a moment to step away from the satire and share unscripted gratitude for the end of Mono Mutante’s launch week.

Why did this series begin? Why does it continue? In a heartfelt reflection, Avis speaks about her father and brother—third- and fourth-generation farmers to whom Mono Mutante is dedicated—about her AA sponsor and the daily practice of recovery, and about the spiritual heart of this work:

If we see the God in a tomato, or in the eyes of a beautiful cow, and realize those eyes are no different from our dog’s, then peace becomes possible.

This bonus episode is both a wink and a bow: a thank-you to readers, listeners, and fellow travelers in the messy, hopeful pursuit of food justice, compassion, and joy.

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby

Ep 85 Seeds, Satire, and the Outlawing of Joy (Public Health Crisis Declared Over Spread of Unregulated Joy) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 23

When was the last time you heard joy described as a public health threat? In today’s satirical bulletin, the Centers for Control of Happiness warn of dangerous “joy clusters” linked to Mono Mutante readings—and propose emergency bans on shared laughter in community gardens.

Then, in our excerpt from Mono Mutante, we meet Lova Saskatoon, a Canadian farmer whose battle against a GMO giant became a legal precedent for seed sovereignty. Her story—rooted in courage, resilience, and loss—is a reminder that controlling the seed supply is just another form of controlling people.

From absurd headlines to hard truths, this episode mixes comedy, conscience, and a deep respect for those who fight to keep our food free.

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby

Ep 84 Lettuce Seized in Lunchroom Raid (Alert: Lettuce Detected in Lunchrooms Without a Permit) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 20

In today’s War of the Worlds–style satire, the Department of Culinary Compliance issues a national security alert after “unpermitted lettuce” is detected in public school lunchrooms. We go live to the scene of a kale salad confiscation, before it can “radicalize the spinach.”

Then, it’s an excerpt from Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered, laugh-out-loud eco-satire about food, farming, and the fight for diversity. In this scene from Chapter 20, children take the stage at a farm conference to share staggering facts about monocropping… along with plant names so vivid they could start their own rock band. Expect both groans and giggles, with a few pesticide-free punchlines for good measure.

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby

Ep 83 Confessions in the Seed Swap (A Trojan Horse of Hope) - Mono Mutante Excerpts CH 13 & 15

What happens when your novel gets outed for “tucking impossible optimism into every chapter”?

In this launch-week episode for Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered eco-satire through the monoculture Midwest—we bring you a breaking bulletin from the Bureau for Imaginative Compliance. A compostable thumb drive has been unearthed at the Decorum seed swap, carrying a handwritten confession: the author admits she wrote the book as a Trojan Horse of hope. Officials warn the manuscript could spark “direct action, vegetable planting, or worse—community.”

Then, we turn to Mono Mutante itself. In today’s excerpt, corporate lobbyists Bruno and Red square off at a plant-based restaurant in St. Louis, where jackfruit masquerades as pork and pesticide-free futures are debated like high-stakes poker. Between the bites of faux barbecue, questions rise: Who really controls our food? Can slow food and land-back movements rewrite the rules?

From satirical seeds to serious struggles over pesticides, power, and land, this episode blends comedy, conscience, and the messy taste of resistance.

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby

Ep 82 Steak Futures and BeefCoin (Council Warns of Reckless Speculation on the Last Steak on Earth) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 13)

What happens when meat leaves the dinner table and enters the stock exchange? In this launch-week episode for Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered eco-satire through the monoculture Midwest—we cut to a breaking bulletin from the Council on Consumable Compliance.

The charge? Corporations have launched BeefCoin™—the world’s first meat-backed cryptocurrency—and are marketing Freedom Cuts™, beef you can finance like a new pickup. A whistleblower even warns of “synthetic nostalgia,” bottled to make your backyard smell like burgers, long after the cows are gone.

From absurd speculation to the politics of appetite, this episode skewers the future of food with wit, worry, and a side of satire.

Then, we dive into Chapter 13 of Mono Mutante, where Tilly and Camas share a glass of starlight, a conversation about meat bans, and a strangely tender thought experiment about the last steak on Earth.

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby

Ep 81 Emergency Meeting of the Council on Narrative Morality (Fiction Accused of Interfering with Real World Productivity) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 11

What happens when your novel gets dragged before the Council on Narrative Morality for “uplifting satire in zones of regulated despair”? In this launch-week special for Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered eco-satire through the monoculture Midwest—we interrupt our regularly scheduled program for a War of the Worlds–style bulletin on the dangers of “dangerous inspiration.”

First up: a breaking news alert about fiction accused of reducing productivity by making people… hopeful. Then, an excerpt from Mono Mutante’s Chapter 11, where Camas and Tilly return to Camas’s childhood home—and discover the pink envelope containing a letter from her mom, later included in the book as a short story.

From satirical headlines to intimate moments of grief and memory, this episode mixes comedy with conscience—and maybe inspires a little “dangerous” hope of your own.

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🎵 Music: Dalai Lama Rides a Bike by Javier “Peke” Rodriguez

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Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby